Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Weird Runs in the Family



I’m thinking of running away
and I’m wondering where I should go
maybe to Tennessee but
they make me sleep in a dungeon
and the steps are really steep
the lady of the house has multiple personalities
and she is getting really fat
the man of the house worries sometimes
and that is really sweet
but his hobby is making wooden spoons
and I am frightened of them
because my mother used them to whip our behinds
there’s a rumor he infected his wife with a parasite
that’s so ferocious he’s named after a wolf
and they’re going to give him a room of his own
I’m thinking of running away
but I think I’ll wait a few days
probably about twenty-one
 
 

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